Friday the WHAT?

That's right. Friday the 13th. I wonder if anyone's actually scared of this day. Apparently there's a phobia called paraskavedekatriaphobia, but I mean, COME ON. Who's scared of an actual day?

Upon arriving at work this morning, there were small triangular boxes on some desks. They're red and say "Love is in the air at WaterPark Place" on them, and each one houses a heart-shaped chocolate. Apparently the distribution of these treats was completely arbitrary (possibly done by the overnight cleaning lady) but some people have felt insulted and dare I say outraged at the fact that they did not receive a chocolate. Things are getting petty here. By the way, WaterPark Place is the name of our building, and it sounds a lot more exciting than it really is. In theory, you'd think there would be waterslides instead of elevators - for going DOWN at least. But sadly, this is not the case.

I'm going home to St. Catharines tonight to visit my fam, as well as my aunt Linda who's visiting from BRITISH COLUMBIA. She brought a salmon along. She usually does. And tonight, we shall feast.